Season 2: Episode #15 "Boom Goes the Dynamite"

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Let's begin with Abby. I want to hate her then love her when I see her vulnerability when she recounts her abusive relationship, then she pulls a "Rosen" once again and I just don't know what to do with her. Abby please go to anitadick.com and please find you a different one...PLEASE! I refuse to believe that David Rosen is the last piece of man in DC. I just left there a few weeks ago...(I digress)...

Huck, oh Huck...I just can't hate anything about you. You gave us an insight into dichotomy tonight that had me in the head cheerleader uniform ready to build a pyramid with a big card to hold up reading "GO HUCK"...Not only were you on point in all of your assigned tasks but you did so while suffering through PTSD from your waterboarding torture when you were falsely accused...EMMY!!! EMMY!!!

Jake...I have bounced so many times over this line the past hour with you. A friend of Fitz, WTF.. but then you showed how much of a gentleman you were when you cut the TV off while Livvie derobed. But I am keeping my eye on you Captain!

Cyrus...you bettah show Mellie who is the Queen Beeyatch (pun intended) in the White House...you bettah get your groove back.

Did ya'll catch that little hand bonding routine with Quinn and Harrison? Renee Moore..yes and how close Quinn was in his personal space...

Liv I am sick of you looking like the last puppy in the basket looking for a good home every time you see Fitz...SUCK IT UP! You gave an awesome monologue to the younger brother who was sleeping with his brother's wife...NOW PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH! I love you but...let's not even go there...

Harrison, OH Harrison...you are smooth as melted butter on fresh hot toast. You are the EF Hutton of the 21st Century when you talk we have no MF choice. Not only do we hear but we OBEY!

Finally, Fitz! Yes I know you are the POTUS but I need you to grow a pair. Yes the people closest to you did something you didnt like, but you have not abdicated your position. How moral and ethical are you now that you know. Get off the cross already we need the wood. I was so happy when Livvie was on the phone laughing - that just chapped your ass didnt it...you better wake up - the rest of your group will never pull a Verna on you and maybe one day you will realize it but will it be too late? Or will you be the next one admitted to the Betty Ford Clinic.

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Season 2: Episode #14 "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"

Thank you Medical Guild...over the weekend we will work on a contingency on how to deal with ministry staff that get overwhelmed while rendering aid to others (no one is safe during the airings of SCANDAL)...in the interim, here are my thoughts...

1. Funky Dineva its time to move away from hats...you need to be laid like Jackie O in white gloves and an old nasty feminine trench coat with the purse lightly dangling on my forearm....YES HUNTY did y'all see Miss Olivia Pope serve that while assisting David Rosen.

2. Thank you for debunking two myths in one scene without a spoken word...(1) there are blacks that swim and (2) there are black women who don't mind swimming even if it will mess up their "do"...

3. David Rosen - I need to get off the fence with you cuz these damn splinters in my ass aint working for me. I wanna feel for you cuz you are getting a bad rap but when you pull shiggady like calling the GLADIATORS for help then blaming it on the GLADIATORS, I wanna call Huck myself.

4. Harrison, Harrison, Harrison,.....enough said!!

5. Abby...was the dick that damn good...you need to expand your circle and get David Rosen out of your damn system...

6. Fitz...You are the President of the MF United States - it doesn't matter how you got there, you are in the BEEYATCH now. Stop acting like the FLOTUS who just induced labor and having post-partem depression (at the same damn time). The TEAM you have loves you and does not need to be distanced by you. If you don't wake up you are going to be in the plot next to Judge Cancer!

7. Mellie - you are my ride or die! Next to Olivia Pope you are the BADDEST BEEYATCH!! I would not mess with you for all the tea in China.

8. Quinn - you bettah come into your own. I see a Huck in the making. Many of you are thinking Harrison and Quinn, I think its gonna be Huck and Quinn..you heard it here first. Well second actually after my girl Renee.

9. I need IT to come check that computer room cuz I know that (1) something crashed and (2) viruses may be present. Livvie you went from mad to skank ho' to Jackie O. in less than 5 minutes without saying 1 MF word....now that's talent!

10. James - You just don't know what to do with yourself. 10 months for a christening in the black community is TOO DAMN LONG...I guess I need to come in and give you and Cyrus some lessons on the black (excuse me, African American) experience.

That's all I got my fellow gladiator in suits...I have to go back to my room at the Shields Rehab asylum...if it wasn't for Agador and those PIRIN tablets...

Humbly submitted,

Willie J. Broussard, Jr.
Gladiator in Suit