I am writing to you from the Shields Home for Scandalites. After last nights episode I “caught the vapors” and it was all I could do to dial the number. The people were so nice and understanding (I guess VIP status has its privileges). They sent two nice gentlemen to help me pack and they delivered me to the clinic for yet another visit.
My life coach said it would be good therapy for me to continue my journal of recaps, so I am putting my best foot forward for my sanity and hope that it will also help relieve some of the same symptoms and issues you are feeling.
NOW…you know what to do to get ready (3 P’s).
(Sidenote to SHONDA @ headquarters – I know we stay on your case but you have outdone yourselves. KUDOS to the writing team).
Now back to life (back to reality – or what we can fathom of it at this time)
This week’s recap is brought to you by the Teddy Bear himself – Teddy Pendegrass cuz it was truly a Love TKO last night. If you think the fight of the week was the Floyd Mayweather fight, let me serve notice to you that that night’s card pales in comparison to the bouts we had last night on SCANDAL.
"Lookin' back over my years
I guessed, I've shedded some tears
Told myself time and time again
This time I'm gonna win"
Cyrus, Cyrus, Cyrus you were everywhere last night. You were like the energizer bunny rabbit running all over the DMV. You were at press conferences, in the oval offices, running sightseeing tours in the park, and still had time to not only cut down, belittle, and ostracize your partner who you say you love, but you also broke all of our collective hearts at the same time. Cyrus let me give you a word, the power of the tongue is lethal weapon and you use it as a deadly assassin. It’s gonna come back to bite you in the ass like a Cobra (and I hope it is full of deadly venom. HOW DARE YOU speak to the person you “love”, share a home and raise a child with in that manner. In my Adolph Caesar voice from the Color Purple, ‘James you has my sympathy’. I would rather Cyrus have an affair with someone and James catch him rather than witness what I did last night.
LOVE TKO to Cyrus
"But another fight, things ain't right
I'm losin' again
Takes a fool to lose twice
And start all over again"
I believe poor Jake is truly in love with Liv but is caught in some mess he cannot get out of. He is being controlled quite masterfully by Joe Morton’s character, Fitz, and Cyrus (and Liv too). I want to feel sorry for him, but something tells me he still has an ace in the hole (something up his military sleeve). Be vewwy vewwy careful Jake…
Major LOVE TKO on Jake
"Tried to take control of the love
Love took control of me
'Cause you lose all thoughts, sense of time
And have a change of mind"
Mellie, Mellie, Mellie you have hired yourself a male version of Liv? REALLY? How’s that working for ya? I don’t know the reason why you have not revealed Liv’s name to the press but I know it was not for any good reasons. But I will tell you that she knows her man. She knew he would declare his re-election bid…but what is lurking behind that sinister smile remains to be seen. Not only is she a woman scorned, she is FLOTUS scorned…BEWARE!
LOVE TKO to Fitz (Fitz watch your back)
"Takin' the bumps and the bruises
Of all the things of a two-time loser
Just tryin' to hold on, faith is gone
It's just another sad song"
David Rosen you ignorant SOB…it appears that you quite cleverly set yourself up to tug at the heart strings of Pope and Associates so that they would feel sorry for you. You also kept letting Abby play on your pole so that you would learn where the SD Card was for Defiance. I guess this is your ultimate payback to Liv and to the Gladiators in Suits (a name you constantly mocked over the past few weeks). I hope you know you have a target on your back! Some people speculate that you are playing a double spy game with Billy and are really proving your commitment with Livvie. I would really like to believe this BUT I just don’t think you are that smart! It’s like hoping Kanye West will be quiet at an awards ceremony when you know he is gonna open his mouth and make an ass of himself.
LOVE TKO on Liv and Pope & Associates
"I couldn't stand this pain much longer
Think I'd better let it go, let it go, baby
Looks like another love T.K.O.
Oh, sometimes, sometimes I just feel like I wanna say, I wanna say"
Harrison, Harrison, OH Harrison….By the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Tara! Harrison once again you have shown your commitment and allegiance (hint to David Rosen). He quite aptly cut through the BS with Liv asking WHAT IS THE END GAME. You see Liv may not have spoken but she brought him the end game in the next scene. And did you all not the intensity in that last scene – he looked like he was channeling Huck for a minute…I thought someone was about to be DEAD TO THE BED…YES HARRISON YES!!! We know Pope and Associates and our Livvie are in good hands as long as your are around.
LOVE TKO on anyone who messes with Harrison
Liv and Fitz…you gave us what we wanted – to finally see you two together. But at what cost? POTUS I love your spin to the public, ‘It’s none of your damn business’. I wish it was that easy but you know they are not going to rest until they devour your carcass like vultures circling fresh meat in the desert. Fitz is so happy to have Livvie he is literally walking on air. Cyrus is pissed (do you think he secretly wants Fitz…ROFL) when he walks in on them in bed. Then Cyrus really sees red when POTUS says he will not be seeking re-election. I can hear Cyrus now, ‘BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS OUR JOOK JOINT…FITZ WHO DIS WOMAN?’
LOVE TKO on Cyrus by Fitz
Well my fellow Gladiators in Suits it was a full card of epic battles last night. We are left to pick up the remnants of whatever is left in our hearts, thoughts and minds. Again, Shonda much respect admiration and love to you and your writers. We look forward to this journey into frustration, intrigue, passion, betrayals, and SCANDAL each week. And in the immortal words of Teddy Pendergrass..
"I think I'd better let it go
Looks like another love T.K.O.
Yes, I think I'd better let it go, let it go, baby
Looks like another love T.K.O."
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